Don't drink alcohol. All right, all right no need to be condescending I know but this is the only true way to cure hangover. Now if you decide to take a few drinks then an alternative plan needs to be used.
To Cure Hangover
Let's assume you have done the dirty deed and got yourself sloshed the night before. And now regretfully you need to quell this almighty mother of all hangovers. What to do.
Fry the hangover iv long island
Try going down to your local grease shop, you know what I mean, the local fry up shop where you can buy fat and grease in the form of breakfast. Get yourself a plate full of protein and consume. It might be quite a challenge depending on the severity of the afflicted hangover but it is known to be helpful as excessive protein will assist the body to pass the alcohol through the system. Food absorbs the alcohol and speeds up the metabolism making the recovery time shorten.
Drink More Alcohol
Now I know this for some will put a wicked smile on their faces at the thought of carrying on where they left off the night before. But to some the thought of drinking more alcohol can be enough to make the stomach churn but there has been known to be favorable results using this method.
Try making yourself a 'Bloody Mary'. This time honored method is sworn to work by some.
Bloody Mary
* -1.5 oz vodka
* -Squeeze of lemon (or lime)
* -Worcestershire sauce
* -2 drops Tabasco sauce
* -Pepper and salt
* -tomato juice
If the thought of the vodka is abhorrent try leaving it out, the benefits of the tomato juice will be beneficial anyway.
Pop Those Pills
Gulping down some headache pills before flopping into bed is said by some to cure hangover. However this author doesn't quite believe this theory, the best way to take advantage of this is to yes take the tablets but in the morning instead. Throw down these little pills with as much water as you can stand and crawl back into bed, close the eyes and pray the neighbor doesn't decide to mow their lawn.
